u/OneTwoThreePooAndPee

1 thesis · first seen May 21, 2026
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Thesis history

$USOYOLObearish
u/OneTwoThreePooAndPee · 31h ago

USO NACHO YOLO

USO has been dropping on false promises of a Middle East peace deal that will open the Strait of Hormuz toll-free. Trump is posturing about an agreement he needs to approve, but the Camp David signing fell through when Iran backed out. The strait will remain constrained by tolls regardless, meaning current optimism is unwarranted.

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