u/slowertyper

1 thesis · first seen May 25, 2026

Window	Theses	Resolved	Wins	Win rate	Avg return	Median return
1d	1	1	1	100%	+2.2%	+2.2%
3d	1	1	1	100%	+2.6%	+2.6%
1w	1	1	1	100%	+6.0%	+6.0%
1m	1	1	1	100%	+10.5%	+10.5%
3m	0	0	0	—	—	—
6m	0	0	0	—	—	—
1y	0	0	0	—	—	—

Past performance does not predict future results. Informational only.

Thesis history

$UNHYOLObullish

u/slowertyper · 38d ago

“UNH weeklies”

My UNH position

Author went all-in on UNH weeklies by end of day, indicating a bullish bet on near-term upside movement. The anxiety expressed suggests conviction in a directional play but with typical YOLO-tier risk exposure.

1d+2.2%

3d+2.6%

1w+6.0%

1m+10.5%

3m—

6m—

1y—

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