u/certainlynottheone

6 theses · first seen Oct 20, 2026
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Past performance does not predict future results. Informational only, not investment advice.

Thesis history

$MSFTr/wallstreetbetsDiscussionbullish
u/certainlynottheone · 51d ago5 prior · awaiting results

My completely regarded analysis of the AI trade. Read before you buy 0DTEs.

Big Tech owns the user base and will embed LLM features into existing products; 90% will be stripped as useless but the 10% that drives AI-powered ad targeting will print money for years.

At post $507.29Now $489.02-3.6% since postedas of Aug 24, 1:28 PM ET
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$METAr/wallstreetbetsDiscussionbullish
u/certainlynottheone · 51d ago5 prior · awaiting results

My completely regarded analysis of the AI trade. Read before you buy 0DTEs.

Big Tech owns the user base and will embed LLM features into existing products; 90% will be stripped as useless but the 10% that drives AI-powered ad targeting will print money for years.

At post $571.89Now $557.74-2.5% since postedas of Aug 24, 1:28 PM ET
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$GOOGLr/wallstreetbetsDiscussionbullish
u/certainlynottheone · 51d ago5 prior · awaiting results

My completely regarded analysis of the AI trade. Read before you buy 0DTEs.

Big Tech owns the user base and will embed LLM features into existing products; 90% will be stripped as useless but the 10% that drives AI-powered ad targeting will print money for years.

At post $339.13Now $349.49+3.0% since postedas of Aug 24, 1:28 PM ET
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$XLVr/wallstreetbetsDiscussionneutral
u/certainlynottheone · 51d ago5 prior · awaiting results

My completely regarded analysis of the AI trade. Read before you buy 0DTEs.

Enterprise SaaS and software will integrate AI coding agents to automate low-value dev work, firing junior developers and expanding margins while maintaining pricing power and customer lock-in.

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$AAPLr/wallstreetbetsDiscussionbullish
u/certainlynottheone · 51d ago5 prior · awaiting results

My completely regarded analysis of the AI trade. Read before you buy 0DTEs.

Apple will wait until the AI hype burns out, then ship incremental on-device intelligence features years late at premium prices. The company's user base doesn't need advanced AI—they just want battery life and green bubbles.

At post $316.85Now $312.23-1.5% since postedas of Aug 24, 1:28 PM ET
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$NVDAr/wallstreetbetsDiscussionbearish
u/certainlynottheone · 51d ago5 prior · awaiting results

My completely regarded analysis of the AI trade. Read before you buy 0DTEs.

AI pure-play vendors have massively over-promised on capabilities; models still hallucinate and fail at basic tasks. The bubble will eventually pop and bagholders will suffer, though long-term survivors will own the AI infrastructure.

At post $220.53Now $209.31-5.1% since postedas of Aug 24, 1:28 PM ET
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